Saturday, August 1, 2009

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Here are some of my favorite recent conversations with Turner:

Turner: I wanna watch Panda Bear (Kung Fu Panda).
Me: We don't have that video.
Turner: Go to Target and find it.

Turner: (as he does a flip onto the couch and lands on his head) OUCH!
Meme: What did you hurt?
Turner: Me!

Turner: (in middle of night) MOMMY!
Me: (half asleep) What is it Turner?
Turner: I pee peed in my bed.
Me: (walking upstairs like a zombie) It's o.k. I'll change you and clean you up.
Turner: I get new sheeps?

Turner: (pointing up to the sky) Mommy, clouds. Clouds in the circus.

Turner: My hands dirty.
Me: Just wipe them on your shirt.
Turner: I wipe on YOUR shirt.

Turner: (at Target) I pay for it.
Meme: Do you have any money?
Turner: Yes
Meme: Where is it?
Turner: Ummm. In Mommy's purse.

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